*throws confetti at you* be quiet
(Source: mockingangels)
“TRUST FALL” i shout as i jump out of the airplane without a parachute
(Source: jasongrace)
let’s play a game called: who the fuck are you i dont remember following you
round 1: what was your old url i don’t fucking know who you are anymore
round 2: you’re not even in any of my fandoms what the hell
(Source: karktat)
what do you mean “fucker” isn’t a term of endearment
(Source: jaclcfrost)
i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
I have a new otp…
i just dropped my iphone in the bath
now its syncing
this is the dumbest post ive ever made stop reblogging it plEASE
*accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*
nicki minaj is 30
how
she was born 30 years ago
Fooooooooood
waterrrrrrrrr
aaaaaatmosphere
zachary quinto is great because theres two sides of him.
the man who is known as best dressed look
then you have the wats going on look.
classy millionaire
colorful hobo
suave well-dressed motherfucker
attractive dork
Holy mother of…
wait wat…
(Source: bones-get-that-thing-off-my-face)
