what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”
WHAT THE CRA P ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT
preschool teacher: sharing is caring
me: no, sharing is for communists *takes all the toys*
pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
One of my close friends is a belly dancer
And god help you if she gets bored and decides to knock her hip against yours
Like we could just be walking
I SWEAR THEY HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL HIPS ON THE PLANET
Tumblr user shubbabang is blasting off again!
The hips, they don’t lie…