my talents include
- hating myself
- saying the wrong thing
- listening to awesome music
Never be ashamed to bring a blanket with you to the library. In fact, having one is absolutely mandatory.
Or slippers. Slippers are great, too.
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
having curly hair is like playing a really scary guessing game where you don’t know what it’s going to do until it does it and the only way to fix it is to take another shower
when you strip down naked in an elevator and u know everyone is checking you out
all i really want is a cute bad boy who’s kind of an asshole but is really sweet to me and calls me babe and lets me wear his leather jacket and runs his hands through my hair and make out with me while leaning against his cool car and he gets in fights and his face is bleeding and i help him clean up and then we make out more and in public he puts his hand in my back pocket. i could go on for days
It’s like drowning but you just won’t fucking die.
*pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast
what really scares me is that i’m average i’m not really good at anything or really beautiful i’m going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average funeral and nobody is going to remember me
Van Gogh thought that too